Colorful characters,
revered championships, staged fights ... the rink shares plenty with the squared
circle. So here at Puck Daddy, we've decided to preview the 2010-11 NHL season
with the help of old-school wrestling icons, images and lingo. It's a
slobber-knocker, Mean Gene ...

Last Season (40-32-10; 90 points. Third in Northwest,
10th in the West)
At the start of the 2009-10 season, the Calgary Flames were
coming off a 98-point season and a fifth-place finish in the conference. They
lost Michael Cammalleri as a
free-agent, gained Jay Bouwmeester as a prized blue-liner. They also had a new
coach, Brent Sutter, that hadn't missed the playoffs during his brief tenure
with the New Jersey Devils.
By Jan. 31,
whatever optimism there was about the Flames had been erased by a 1-8-3
tailspin, including a 7-game losing streak. That's when GM Darryl Sutter pulled
the trigger on a trade that saw Dion Phanuef and two others go to the Toronto
Maple Leafs for a collection
of salary dumps and complimentary players. The Flames would
linger near the playoff bubble, but fall short with a 3-5-1 finish.
Also, Olli
Jokinen's wife yelled at us after he was traded to the Rangers. That
happened, too.
This summer, the Flames attempted to calm their fans and
silence their critics giving both their beleaguered coach and GM votes of
confidence and by reacquiring a fan favorite (Alex Tanguay) as well as one of
the most abhorred players in recent team history in the aforementioned Mr.
Jokinen.
It wasn't a good summer, PR-wise; but what might happen on
the ice?
New Additions
The return of Jokinen as a free agent was met
with shock and ridicule during the free-agent frenzy, as he came back to
the team that traded him for a 2-year, $6 million deal. The thought from
Sutter, in part, was that Jokinen putting up 35 in 56 games as a $3 million
player might be more palatable to fans than as a $5.5 million player.
Tanguay spent last season moving around the Tampa Bay
Lightning lineup; Sutter brought him back to Calgary to play left wing with
Iginla. Is he still the player that put up 81 points in 2006-07 with the
Flames?
In Raitis Ivanans, the Flames signed a solid brawler who
can't really play "hockey" per se. In Tim Jackman, they signed another tough
guy and a solid checker for $550,000 per season
Key Subtractions
The loss of Eric Nystrom could hurt if he finds an offensive
game to go along with his grunt work for the Minnesota Wild, who
signed him to a 3-year deal. He was a fan favorite in Calgary, even if he
never lived
up to the promise of a 10th overall pick in the draft.
Christopher Higgins continued to be an enigmatic offensive
player and left for the Florida Panthers. Jamal Mayers, acquired in the Phaneuf
trade, went to the San Jose Sharks for 1 year and $600,000.

Wrestler That Best
Personifies the Team
Giant Gonzalez. Lumbering, clumsy, overpaid and
underwhelming ... although dressed to look more impressive than he really ever
was.
Forwards
Losing Cammalleri may
not have been the only factor, but Jarome Iginla's points dropped by 20
year-to-year, finishing with 69 in 2009-10. It was the lowest total in a season
with 80 or more games since 1998-99 for the captain. So Sutter signed Jokinen,
the center Iginla couldn't mesh with, and Tanguay, who played well with Iggy
during his time in Calgary.
Matt Stajan (16
points in 27 games) saw time with Iginla last season, but should be slotted on
the second line; potentially with Rene Bourque (58 points in 73 games), who
broke out with a 27-goal season last year. Niklas Hagman couldn't repeat the
torrid offensive game he had with the Leafs, but is a versatile forward.
The ageless
Craig Conroy will be back for another season at the pivot, and Curtis Glencross
should contribute his gritty offensive game again. The untradeable contract of
Ales Kotalik means he could be a Flame again this season; which is, at the very
least, good
news for the shootout.
Two X-factors:
Top prospect Mikael Backlund, who had 10 points in 23 games last
season but should see increased ice time this year; and Daymond Langkow, the
standout center who is trying to come
back from fractured vertebrae in his neck.
Defense
Bouwmeester wasn't a bust in the first year of his 5-year contract with a $6.68
million cap hit, but he was certainly underwhelming. His point total was
the smallest since his sophomore season in 2003-04, and his power-play numbers
(12 points) were the lowest since 2006-07. He was paired with Mark Giordano and
with Cory Sarich last season before playing with veteran defensive defenseman
Steve Staios, who was acquired in a
controversial move at the deadline.
Robyn Regehr had to deal with another offseason of trade
scuttlebutt that never came to pass. He's a solid as they come, though
he'll never get full marks from critics because it's difficult to quantify his
intangibles. The same could be said of Ian White, the former Leafs fan favorite
who signed a 1-year extension with Calgary and can play both defense and up
front.
Adam Pardy's sophomore season saw him average 15:51 in ice
time, and his consistency was more all-over-the-place than a puck bunny after her seventh SoCo shot on the Red Mile.
Goaltending
It was a quiet comeback season for Miikka Kiprusoff after
his stats (and his body) ballooned in 2008-09. Better conditioned, better
focused, Kiprusoff posted a .920 save percentage and a 2.31 GAA, his best
numbers since 2005-06, to go along with four shutouts. Impressive when you
consider the personnel changes and lack
of offense in front of him.
Swedish import Henrik Karlsson could be the guy who gets the 10 games
Kipper won't play next season.

Match We'd Pay To
Watch
THE SUTTER BATTLE ROYALE! Flames GM Darryl Sutter, Coach
Brent Sutter, scout Ron Sutter, director of player personnel Duane Sutter,
forward Brett Sutter ... as well as Phoenix scout Rich Sutter, Carolina forward
Brandon Sutter, former NHL coach Brian Sutter ... and a masked man who later in the
match is revealed to be Ryan Suter of the Predators, tired of being mistakenly
lumped in with this family.
Breakout Player
Backlund, if
only because he has so much offensive upside (32 points in 54 games in the AHL
last season). He skated with Kotalik and Bourque last season, as saw time with
Iginla to get his skates wet in the NHL. He averaged 1:12 on the power play in
23 games; will he see more special teams time this season?
Potential Flop
Tanguay. It all depends on whether his season in hell with
the Lightning was a fluke or the continuation of a steeper decline. The good
news is that he played 80 games after an injury-filled year in Montreal. Can he
hit at least 50 points again with Iggy and Olli?
Finishing Move
We'd call Rene Boruque's toe-drag, fake shot, spin-o-rama
bank shot unstoppable, but "un-repeatable" might be just as applicable a term.
Special Teams
The Flames were 26th in the NHL on the power play (16 percent)
and 15th on the kill (82.3 percent). If Bouwmeester rebounds and the Flames can
find a bit more offensive chemistry up front, the former number can improve;
the latter is probably about right for this collection, although Langkow's
health could affect both units.
Coach/GM
That Darryl Sutter received a vote of confidence from
ownership made some
Flames fans enraged, and the team's roster and cap situation at the moment
gives them ample justification for those feelings. It's not that Sutter made a
mess of the Flames' roster; it's that there's little confidence he can repair
it.
Brent Sutter squeezed a lot of offense out of the Devils'
rosters he coached, but last season's Flames team couldn't repeat the feat. He
likes the offseason moves they made offensively, which is probably a more
proactive move than throwing an empty beer bottle against a wall and
screaming "we're so [expletive'd]."
2010-11 Preseason Report Card:
Forwards: C+
Defense: B
Goaltending: A-
Special Teams: C-
Coaching: B-
Management: D+ (If
only for headlines like this.)
Main Event or Dark Match?
(Prediction)
Iginla will be better. Bouwmeester will be better. The
locker room will be better. Kiprusoff will be Kiprusoff.
The Flames will not be as bad as their offseason moves make
one believe they'll be. But they'll also not be a playoff team. If nothing
else, the Flames are still better than the Minnesota Wild and the Edmonton Oilers,
so third place in the division by default isn't outlandish. If the Colorado
Avalanche come back down to earth, that's even more possible points to pad the
total.
So it should be the bubble again for the Flames. And, again,
they'll be on the outside looking in.
Entrance Music: Flames?
You want Flames? Well, nothing accompanies flames better than the entrance
theme for Kane, the Undertaker's fake brother and a
former dentist.